The Breakup: Letters Between the Avocado & the Peach

Dear Avocado, This has been the most amazing summer! I never thought I would meet someone like you. From the first time we crossed paths at that Memorial Day party to today, my life has been changed. I’m really looking forward to our future together! Love, Peach   Dear Peach, Hey, sweetie. Loved your note. But […]

Ham it Up with Food Jokes

If you’re shopping around for hokey food jokes, you’ve come to the right place! The Baby Bullet has (finally) collected some of the best from the internet. Warning: the “cheese” factor may be high. If you are allergic to cheese, you may want to stop reading!   Beets: Q: What do you call someone who […]

If You’re Exhausted, You’re Not Alone

Last month, my husband and I got into a conversation about why parenting is so exhausting. Ok, so there’s some obvious reasons. This isn’t exactly rocket science. If you’re anything like me, by the end of the day you have no juice left and it’s all you can do to sit in front of the […]

Take the Quiz! What Does Your Favorite Food Say About You?

Every now and then, it’s nice to take a break from your busy day and relax with a fun quiz. After all, who doesn’t want to know what their favorite food says about them?! Peanut Butter Growing up never fully completed its cycle for you. In fact, you probably live in your backyard treehouse, sleep in […]

The Night the Ghastly Ghouls Appeared: A Pureé Poem

The night the Ghastly Ghouls Appeared The house was silent, and I feared The blender’s cry would pierce the ear As I pureéd.   The Baby Bullet’s frightful face Took on a sneer, seemed out of place It watched me move all o’er the place As I pureéd.   There came behind me quite a […]

Halloween Spider Slime

If your kids are anything like mine, they cannot get their hands on enough slime! With the month of October upon us, crafts and activities in our home have taking on a spooky spin. Yes, jack-o-lanterns and scarecrows are standard fare, but why not add spidery slime into the seasonal repertoire? Halloween Spider Slime  Ingredients […]

Can Mommy Put Her Pants On?!

I am a high school teacher, which means that I have summers off, which can be a sensitive subject for many people. I am not here to get into the politics or efficacy of educators having summers off; instead, I’m here to tell you that I have children now, so I DO NOT HAVE SUMMERS […]

There’s Nothing Glamorous About Parenting

So, last night, without warning, my daughter threw up in the meat department at Stop and Shop. On the floor, on herself, on the cart, on our food, on my purse…the whole nine yards. Thank goodness for the stash of reusable bags with me, as one became not-so-reusable once my daughter was through with it. […]

Use the Force, Kid

“In my experience, there’s no such thing as luck.” – Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi  Some of you may have heard of this little movie called Star Wars. And some of you may be aware that this little movie is coming out December 18th of this year. (But who’s paying attention?) If you’re a scrupulously geeky parent […]

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