If you’re shopping around for hokey food jokes, you’ve come to the right place! The Baby Bullet has (finally) collected some of the best from the internet. Warning: the “cheese” factor may be high. If you are allergic to cheese, you may want to stop reading!
Q: What do you call someone who raps about vegetables?
A: A Beet boxer.
Q: Why don’t coconuts have money?
A: Because people milk them dry.
Q: Where did the bell pepper go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing
Q: What did the sweet potato say to the potato?
A: “I think, therefore I yam!”
Q: What does a cabbage outlaw have?
A: A price on his head.
Q: Why were the little strawberries upset?
A: Because their parents were in a jam!
Q: Why did the fungi leave the party?
A: There wasn’t mushroom.
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
Q: Did you hear the plum joke?
A: It was pitiful.
Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe! Breathe!
We hope you enjoyed these. Comment with your favorites and share with your kids for a good laugh.